Unstable
bioweapons may explode
in Lappland, Sweden
Information has leaked from the Lappland institute
of nucelar science that stocked
bioweapons may become a danger for local citizens.
After a counsil meeting in
Lappland for the institute of nucelar science (INS) committee some information
has leaked regarding stocked bioweapons in the institutes warehouses. As
it seems there are about 100 tons of pure nucelar weapons in unstable
condition, this can be a major danger for the people living in the
blocks close to the institute’s. The estimated killing rate if the
weapons were to explode would be in the thousands.
A project is in development for
removing the weapons from the area. It seems to be a lot harder than it sounds,
though, due to the scientists of the institute falling in love with the bombs.
They have painted pink hearts all over the bombs as a sign of their love. They
seem to have to recover before the weapon-removing plan starts.
But it needs to happen fast before it turns into a big disaster.
Sweden’s right door neihgbor has
volunteerd to contribute to the removal of the bombs by passing them on
to their right door neighbor, Russia. Russia will then send them into orbit
arund earth with a spacecraft and use them as targets for
revolverpracticing. This has taken the pressure from INS and made them assure
the local people that nothing bad will happen.
Even though it all seems to work out
this has still been a humiliating event for INS. Their plan is to win
the people’s trust back with entertaiment, such as comedy-flicks,
and nucelar workshops for families. The actors for the comedy-flicks will be
played by the institutes workers and the screenplay will be written by
Arne Weise who would be livid if he wasn’t allowed to participate in the
production. He will also compose the soundtrack for the film, so he should
be satisfied with the entire movie.
More on this later.
/ / J o h a n W a r e
n m a r k
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